I’m going to have Shatner sign one of these. Which? Both?
'jim—captain, i have already experienced first-hand your…prowess at driving twentieth century land vehicles from earth, and the automobile known colloquially as the “car” at least provided better safety precautions than the motorcycle. therefore i must decline your offer to “hop on” and i will be notifying doctor mccoy to be on high alert until you remove your ankles from the handlebars, where they most assuredly do not belong.'